Granddaddy Can’t Cook

But his wife wants to be the judge of his success.

My wife and I married in the middle of our freshman year of college. Between the two of us, we had a fairly complete culinary repertoire: she made an excellent grilled cheese sandwich, and I could fry an egg, but not really to her liking. Bacon was hit or miss depending on the day. Toast I had covered, assuming nothing went wrong between the bread and the toaster.

Fortunately there was a donut shop within walking distance that sold day-old bags for a dollar. We were not going to starve.

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Whatโ€™s Coming

Here is a taste of what is ahead โ€” and yes, I am aware that is a cooking pun:

โ€ข  Grilled Cheese Sandwich โ€” making the easiest meal in the cookbook, a little special. 

โ€ข  Granddaddy Canโ€™t Boil Water in Under Five Hours โ€” taking a can of soup and making it just a little bit special. I am acquiring it slowly.

โ€ข  Grocery Shopping Mistakes โ€” the difference between homemade and store-bought, and why it matters more than I thought.

โ€ข  Cooking for Others โ€” when exactly is it appropriate to inflict your cooking experiments on people outside your immediate family?

Some of these topics will take more than one post to cover properly. Thatโ€™s fine. We are not in a hurry, and there are no grades.

One last thing worth saying: this whole website โ€” the telescope, the Bible, the golf, all of it โ€” started here. With a retired man who wanted to cook a real meal for his wife and had absolutely no idea how. Everything else grew out of that. I thought you should know.



Grace and Peace โ€”
Scott Walker


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